Most Perfect Body Ever
HAHAHA I’m dying! I know this is not the kind of thing I normally post, but it made me bust up laughing. Cats are such strange little creatures, they might actually enjoy this…. then again they might claw your face off, so I don’t recommend it. haha <3

It’s okay Pluto, you’ll always be a planet to me.
It’s okay I’M NOT A PLANET EITHER.
FUCK YOU ALL, PLUTO IS A PLANET.
PLUTO WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET.
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET.
PLUTO DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO SHINE!
It’s ok Pluto, Pluto the dog can relate. out of all the Primary Disney Cast (Mickey, Minnie,Goofy, Donald, Daisy, Clarabell, April, May, June, Huey,Dewey, Louie, uncle scrooge, ludwig von drake,ect) Pluto is the only one that gets treated like a pet while the others have human traits such as owning a home, talking, having opposible thumbs, etc.
it is a sad sad life to be A pluto, be it a planet or a dog=[DAMMIT PLUTO JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
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